Go to your local gardens. Seriously.
And what do you wear to natures finest visual display? One that is lovingly curated and cared for by an anonymous green-thumbed crew? Where each bloom, frond or oddly furry stem strives to stand out in it's one and only moment to indulge in a session of peacockery, making it's showy display to passers by in this hectic world where if it ain't celebrity endorsed, hipster adopted or organic, it ain't worth a re-gram?
Sequins, baby, sequins! Sequins! Sequins! Sequins!
I will not be beaten by a bloody garden!
wearing: Acne blazer, Karen Walker cap, Little Brother shirt, boohoo.com shorts, New Balance trainers.